gossipgandhi: i came into this world covered in someone else blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
reallyreallyreallytrying: yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
Intro: yo dis my paper
Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"
Conclusion: dats it lol bye
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
foxnewsofficial: top tip: if no one sees what clothes you are wearing you can wear them tomorrow too
guceubcuesu: insert-awesome-title-here: jensensparkles: adrimnzr: ruffalowildwings: lilcalcifer: we found love in a mildly disappointing place now you’re just somebody that i know by first name tonight, we are average age i walk this fairly populated road carry on my adequately well-adjusted son baby it’s mildly frigid outside
crumzinmahlap: did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
schticky-friend: shitilivefor: katara: i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit i think i just found my senior quote
wholocked-theimpala: the man gazed upon jesus and said to him, “is it you? our lord and savior jesus christ?” and jesus turned to him and replied, “bitch i might be”